Filed in April, 2008

Battlecat Fatso

April 27th, 2008 – 12:34 am

Frustrated by various snags I’ve hit during the making of LOBO: The Motion Picture, I decided I needed to take some time to clear my head.

Nagging doubts began to seep into my conscience. Not about the movie -oh God no; this script is the best thing since Citizen Kane- but about Hollywood in [...]

MJ’s Last Dance

April 21st, 2008 – 3:52 am

I’m generally not into taking photos, but I’ve been snapping some off lately to document my last days in San Francisco. Today there was a barbeque at my house to celebrate 420. This is really just as good an excuse as any; we have A LOT of barbeques. Well, today was my last one and [...]

Tokyo Struck With Epic WTF

April 18th, 2008 – 3:13 am
Filed as: Humor, Weird

Tokyo, Japan — To a classically orchestrated soundtrack, a giant robot creature fell to Earth, attacking denizens of Tokyo with some kind of freaky light show. The blinding lasers, akin to that of a Jean Michel Jarre performance, sent the Japanese people into fits of epileptic rage as they were burned to dust by [...]

Things I’ll Miss About San Francisco

April 16th, 2008 – 3:31 pm

Out of Order

April 13th, 2008 – 9:11 pm

[…] cold medicine, allergy, sleep, Vicodin, girl-on-girl internet publishing, acupuncture, mushrooms, phone sex, an exit visa; anything I hope will make me feel better

Bloody Birthday

April 7th, 2008 – 3:53 pm

[…] It was kind of getting old to be waking up all the time with a hangover, in somebody’s bushes, wearing only a thong and an eye patch, and wondering whose ass I was gonna to have to kiss to make up for whatever I did the night before

The Shit List

April 3rd, 2008 – 10:00 pm

Not to long ago my husband and I were at a friend’s house. There we were, sitting in the garage enjoying an assortment of beers and salty snacks when my stomach decided to go on strike. This presented me with a dilemma I was unused to: Do I make use of a foreign bathroom wherein [...]