http://45caliberweb.com If You Read it Here, It Was Probably Plagiarized Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:44:12 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en There comes a time in every man's life when his computer will have shit the bed. For me, that time is now; and this can only mean that the extended warranty has expired recently. Over the last few months, I've been Macgyvering it into semi-operational status as best I can, ... http://45caliberweb.com/humor/clean/computer-2/peace-out Some people love art. Some people love literature. Some people love music. Some people love all these things; and they may also love movies, or TV, or sports, or dining, or travel, or theater, or computers, or cars, or clothes, or whatever-the-fuck. They may even love blogging, despite all good sense. ... http://45caliberweb.com/humor/adult/sex/please-douche It was just about 6 months ago now that I was in the process of transcribing some old stand-up routines to story form (like this one on the Clap), because I don’t do much live performance anymore and thought I might be able to salvage some of the material to ... http://45caliberweb.com/humor/adult/social/back-to-basics But luckily, there was time to write a guest post on Jillian Approved!, so please swing by her site and check out: I Didn’t Land on “King of Rock”, “King of Rock” Landed on Me; and tell her .45 sent ya! http://45caliberweb.com/humor/adult/entertainment/music/no-time-for-love-dr-jones Yes, it's time once again for another heart-warming installment of “Ask .45”. For those that are not yet familiar with this format, you should consider yourselves lucky—until now. “Ask .45” is where I take the time to respond to some of my missed seach queries. This is because I hate ... http://45caliberweb.com/humor/adult/sex/live-free-or-ask-45 Some time ago, the designer Donna Karan crafted a men's fragrance that she creatively called DK Men. She had said that she had wanted to make something that would remind her of her husband, and actually added top notes of motor oil and leather. What she had failed to consider ... http://45caliberweb.com/humor/adult/gender/aromatherapy-for-men Lately I’ve been of the mind of recalling some of my favorite slacker literature. The previous statement is total bullshit, however, considering the fact that I wrote this a while ago and set it to future-post. But just for the sake of this lead-in, let’s say I am actually of ... http://45caliberweb.com/humor/adult/entertainment/book/required-slacker-reading Frustrated by various snags I've hit during the making of LOBO: The Motion Picture, I decided I needed to take some time to clear my head. Nagging doubts began to seep into my conscience. Not about the movie -oh God no; this script is the best thing since Citizen Kane- ... http://45caliberweb.com/humor/adult/travel/battlecat-fatso I’m generally not into taking photos, but I’ve been snapping some off lately to document my last days in San Francisco. Today there was a barbeque at my house to celebrate 420. This is really just as good an excuse as any; we have A LOT of barbeques. Well, today ... http://45caliberweb.com/humor/clean/racial-2/mjs-last-dance Tokyo, Japan -- To a classically orchestrated soundtrack, a giant robot creature fell to Earth, attacking denizens of Tokyo with some kind of freaky light show. The blinding lasers, akin to that of a Jean Michel Jarre performance, sent the Japanese people into fits of epileptic rage as they ... http://45caliberweb.com/humor/tokyo-struck-with-epic-wtf