.45 Caliber Headspace

There comes a time in every man’s life when his computer will have shit the bed. For me, that time is now; and this can only mean that the extended warranty has expired recently. Over the last few months, I’ve been Macgyvering it into semi-operational status as best I can, but I’ve run out of [...]

[…] after convincing myself that it sounded more like a facial money shot (a very hetero facial money shot), I streaked across the street (while dripping wet) and retrieved the Crème Douche.

It was just about 6 months ago now that I was in the process of transcribing some old stand-up routines to story form (like this one on the Clap), because I don’t do much live performance anymore and thought I might be able to salvage some of the material to be utilized elsewhere. Where else, [...]

But luckily, there was time to write a guest post on Jillian Approved!, so please swing by her site and check out: I Didn’t Land on “King of Rock”, “King of Rock” Landed on Me; and tell her .45 sent ya!

[…] The day will soon be upon us when Whitey will officially be outnumbered. This is largely due to crystal meth and inbreeding.

[…] A guy can be ugly, fat, bald, and stupid; with a cyst on his mouth and a hump; but as long as he’s got ends, he’s landing tail.

Lately I’ve been of the mind of recalling some of my favorite slacker literature. The previous statement is total bullshit, however, considering the fact that I wrote this a while ago and set it to future-post. But just for the sake of this lead-in, let’s say I am actually of the mind of recalling slack-lit [...]

Frustrated by various snags I’ve hit during the making of LOBO: The Motion Picture, I decided I needed to take some time to clear my head.

Nagging doubts began to seep into my conscience. Not about the movie -oh God no; this script is the best thing since Citizen Kane- but about Hollywood in [...]

I’m generally not into taking photos, but I’ve been snapping some off lately to document my last days in San Francisco. Today there was a barbeque at my house to celebrate 420. This is really just as good an excuse as any; we have A LOT of barbeques. Well, today was my last one and [...]

Tokyo, Japan — To a classically orchestrated soundtrack, a giant robot creature fell to Earth, attacking denizens of Tokyo with some kind of freaky light show. The blinding lasers, akin to that of a Jean Michel Jarre performance, sent the Japanese people into fits of epileptic rage as they were burned to dust by [...]