Comments on: The Wrath of Scallopman

By: Claire

Claire — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 01:09:30 +0000

Ouch!

Yes it really was, they put anaesthetic on tongue, let it go numb. But mouth filled up with drool so was not a pretty site at all :)

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By: .45

.45 — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 00:30:09 +0000

It was numbed for that

Really? My lip wasn’t. I remember it being like trying to insert a meat thermometer in a roast, except the roast was my lip and the thermometer hurt like hell.

By: Claire

Claire — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 00:12:23 +0000

It was numbed for that :)

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By: .45

.45 — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:52:04 +0000

I certainly wouldn’t wrap my pierced tongue round one or anyone that had eaten one.

But you’ll put a needle through it? Weirdo. (I should talk)

By: Claire

Claire — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:32:24 +0000

I didn’t actually dig, Scallop Man stayed with me :)

Scallops do NOT rock, jeez!

I certainly wouldn’t wrap my pierced tongue round one or anyone that had eaten one.

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By: .45

.45 — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:20:58 +0000

By jelly I actually meant jello

You and your pierced British tongue.

I’m keeping my mouth shut on the rest of it

A.) Claire dug in the archives B.) Yes, scallops rock, hold the jizz C.) Don’t need a car in S.F., but I will again in L.A. Hopefully I won’t get creamed by any more illegals.

By: Petra

Petra — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:10:16 +0000

A. Didn’t you just have a b-day or are you trying to get presents out of us? B. Scallops rock. Especially grilled Japanese style with a scootch of white sauce and a nice Sapporo to wash it all down (hey. You like jizz sauce, I like what I like.) C. You no drive??? What the hell is up wit’dat??? Even with my broken ankle, I am driving left footed. LOOK OUT!! D. I’m keeping my mouth shut on the rest of it………

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By: Claire

Claire — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:55:36 +0000

By jelly I actually meant jello, that’s what we call jello here :)

Jelly is Jam :)

Claire’s last blog post..The story of Scallop Man.

By: .45

.45 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:24:27 +0000

except for the jizz. I’ll have to pass on that.

But they charge a lot more for it, so it must be good.

Its Jelly not Jello

Actually Jello is the preferred substance for women to wrestle in. I imagine Jelly would be too thick. Does the consistency give you some kind of advantage?

the desirability of said dish depends entirely on who is doing the jizzing.

It was probably one of the dishwashers.

By: Lord Likely

Lord Likely — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:39:35 +0000

Re: the delicacy of scallops and jizz - I find the desirability of said dish depends entirely on who is doing the jizzing.

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