High Honors
It’s been a truly landmark week here at 45 Caliber Headquarters, which some know as my bedroom. Not only did I get off on my contest winnings at Offended Blogger and Digital Sickbag, and suffer blue-balls from my crushing, yet predictable defeat at Mattresspolice.com; but I also received the highly arousing Anti-Award at The Cult of Qelqoth, and an offer for a free panty from Victoria’s Secret—even though I find plenty of these in the pile next to my bed. I also launched a new and improved site design that I’ve already spent half the week trying to make work on Internet Explorer.
Until I can manage to overcome the internet handicaps of this crap browser, I highly recommend to the 26% of visitors that are still using it that you download Firefox, or buy a Mac. You could even check out Opera, because anything’s better than Internet Explorer, really; even an Etch-a-Sketch. You’d be doing both me and yourselves a huge favor. Internet Explorer is like the Grandma panty of web browsers. Sure everybody’s got a pair, but if you’re actually wearing them it’s either laundry day or you’re on your period. Either way, not very sexy.
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Oh man, I can tell you all about the fun I had with IE when I revamped my index page earlier. Thank fuck I finally got the bitch working.
Comment made by Qelqoth on Mar. 1, 2008 @ 3:04 pm
So THAT is what they mean by a ‘close encounter’.
Marvellous!
Lord Likely’s last blog post..Lord Likely is One: The Third Part
Comment made by Lord Likely on Mar. 2, 2008 @ 7:18 am
I’m sure I can imagine.
This is where baby republicans come from.
Comment made by .45 on Mar. 2, 2008 @ 2:15 pm
Blech to IE!
Which one is you in the Alien Porn sketch? :)
Claire’s last blog post..I want!!!
Comment made by Claire on Mar. 3, 2008 @ 5:55 am
I’m the logo.
Comment made by .45 on Mar. 3, 2008 @ 6:13 am
Dirty little voyeurist.
Comment made by Qelqoth on Mar. 3, 2008 @ 8:21 am
If I didn’t hover there it would just be some other logo.
Comment made by .45 on Mar. 3, 2008 @ 8:36 am
ouch.
Comment made by j on Mar. 3, 2008 @ 10:40 am
You think that hurts, just wait ’till the anal probing.
Comment made by .45 on Mar. 3, 2008 @ 4:17 pm