Comments on: Up the Academy

By: .45

.45 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:20:17 +0000

I never ‘connected the dots’ on that celeb dream and the Oscars

That’s because the only people that care about such things are chicks and the producers of Michael Clayton.

By: LOBO

LOBO — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 06:09:16 +0000

You know, I SWEAR I never ‘connected the dots’ on that celeb dream and the Oscars (or Emmys, whatever)

GOD do I need therapy!

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By: .45

.45 — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:20:06 +0000

Throw some existential shit up and they just don’t care.

I think that’s why I dislike being in San Francisco so much. We just aren’t right for each other. I understand it was a cultural mecca until as recently as 30 years ago, but now it has all the creative fervor of a large Starbucks.

By: Qelqoth

Qelqoth — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:53:30 +0000

My wife is a bit of an odd-ball. She’ll sit through classics such as Clockwork Orange and Blade Runner with me and fair enough; if it gets her out of watching daytime television programming, I’m all the happier.

But you try getting her to sit through Naqoyqatsi or The Seventh Seal. It never works. She’ll just sit there and stare, while occasionally offering me her varied opinions.

“What is this rubbish?!” she says, sipping her cup of tea.
“It’s Naked Lunch,” I reply, confused by the severity of her question. “It serves to eliminate rational thought. It’s a great work of surreal fantasy!”
“It’s crap,” she replies, pushing herself even further towards getting beaten with the remote control.
“I don’t understand you…why did I marry you? Why? Why woman, why? You…you…you…”
“Yes dear?”
“You uncultured swine!”

Anyhow, I guess most chicks are like that. Throw some existential shit up and they just don’t care. She’d rather watch something like, “Big Momma’s House 2″, otherwise known as “The fucking awful movie I’m going to burn while she’s sleeping.”

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