Comments on: Sicko This Country

By: .45

.45 — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:07:57 +0000

there’s a huge vacuum of monkey pic commentary

Monkey pics really should go unnoticed, except at the free clinic.

By: LOBO

LOBO — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 21:20:26 +0000

I thought you guys pretty well covered it, but there’s a huge vacuum of monkey pic commentary.

But I guess once you can master a bicycle, high heels shoud be no prob …

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By: .45

.45 — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:19:25 +0000

Using babelfish is the very bestest way for getting your petite mort into their ooh-la-la.

Le poisson de Babel rend me la sensation sexy comme un Pikachu !

Do they mention in this documentary that there is a spike in hospital deaths in August in France because the whole freaking country is ON VACATION?

No, but it did say that the government provides for a minimum of 5 weeks vacation (even if part-time), a 35hr work week, and no such thing as allotted sick days, because they don’t think you should have to overextend your life and health for a job. I support this theory.

By: Shieldmaiden96

Shieldmaiden96 — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:55:53 +0000

Do they mention in this documentary that there is a spike in hospital deaths in August in France because the whole freaking country is ON VACATION? A couple of summers ago they had an appreciable number of deaths due to dehydration in hospitals and nursing homes. I might end up with a destroyed credit rating from a hospital stay, but at least I know someone will be giving me WATER while I’m there. Cripes.

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By: Qelqoth

Qelqoth — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:58:55 +0000

Peut-être une autre soirée, mon biscuit de sucre.

Damn straight. Using babelfish is the very bestest way for getting your petite mort into their ooh-la-la.

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By: .45

.45 — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:30:00 +0000

Wikipedia

“So, what do you do for fun when not enjoying your country’s 6th ranked Gross Domestic Product?”

The French DESPISE Americans.

That explains my last boss.

Peut-être une autre soirée, mon biscuit de sucre.

By: j

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 00:20:02 +0000

Yeah, we’ll see what you think of the French when you actually go to Paris, buddy. Especially as an American who no speaky da Francois. You think Americans are told to hate the French? The French DESPISE Americans. ALL Americans. Period.

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

By: Qelqoth

Qelqoth — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:20:53 +0000

Two top tips for boning hot European chicks:

1. Babelfish
2. Wikipedia

Evidentally, that is what Wayne Campbell did when he got that hot Swedish secretary (Bjergen Kjargen, from Kneurgen, near the Joergen Fjords) all horny in Wayne’s World 2.

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