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	<title>Comments on: Please Douche: A Love Poem</title>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 15:04:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: LOBO</title>
		<link>http://45caliberweb.com/humor/adult/sex/please-douche#comment-700</link>
		<dc:creator>LOBO</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 02:05:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey I moved to CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!

Email me if you ever get this and we'll go get beers!

-.45 Caliber Headspace is still in my links and RSS blah blah too!!!

:)

LOBOs last blog post..&lt;a href="http://predatorpress.blogspot.com/2008/10/tumbleweed-rustler.html" rel="nofollow"&gt;Confessions of a Tumbleweed Rustler&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey I moved to CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!</p>
<p>Email me if you ever get this and we&#8217;ll go get beers!</p>
<p>-.45 Caliber Headspace is still in my links and RSS blah blah too!!!</p>
<p>:)</p>
<p>LOBOs last blog post..<a href="http://predatorpress.blogspot.com/2008/10/tumbleweed-rustler.html" rel="nofollow">Confessions of a Tumbleweed Rustler</a></p>
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		<title>By: Claire</title>
		<link>http://45caliberweb.com/humor/adult/sex/please-douche#comment-685</link>
		<dc:creator>Claire</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 02:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>For fucks sake! write something!

In the event that you are ill in hospital/rehab/entwined with a hoochie just take a break, escape, do something.

Hugs and smiles :)

Claires last blog post..&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ZfJQ/~3/321728934/go-and-look-at-doodle-week-blog.html" rel="nofollow"&gt;Go and look at the Doodle Week Blog&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For fucks sake! write something!</p>
<p>In the event that you are ill in hospital/rehab/entwined with a hoochie just take a break, escape, do something.</p>
<p>Hugs and smiles :)</p>
<p>Claires last blog post..<a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ZfJQ/~3/321728934/go-and-look-at-doodle-week-blog.html" rel="nofollow">Go and look at the Doodle Week Blog</a></p>
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		<title>By: Candy Girl</title>
		<link>http://45caliberweb.com/humor/adult/sex/please-douche#comment-684</link>
		<dc:creator>Candy Girl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:12:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi Mr. .45! Just stopped by to say hello and congratulate you on the successful stay in rehab. I know how hard it is. (Rehab, not your dick.) I don't get to come around too often anymore, so it was good to see this brand new post. Keep up the good work, okay? "bye. :)

Candy Girls last blog post..&lt;a href="http://wayharsh.blogspot.com/2008/06/blog-post.html" rel="nofollow"&gt;Hanoi Hilton flashbacks&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi Mr. .45! Just stopped by to say hello and congratulate you on the successful stay in rehab. I know how hard it is. (Rehab, not your dick.) I don&#8217;t get to come around too often anymore, so it was good to see this brand new post. Keep up the good work, okay? &#8220;bye. :)</p>
<p>Candy Girls last blog post..<a href="http://wayharsh.blogspot.com/2008/06/blog-post.html" rel="nofollow">Hanoi Hilton flashbacks</a></p>
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		<title>By: diesel</title>
		<link>http://45caliberweb.com/humor/adult/sex/please-douche#comment-683</link>
		<dc:creator>diesel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:25:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Damn, that's some funny stuff.

diesels last blog post..&lt;a href="http://www.mattresspolice.com/2008/06/no-pointing-out-fat-chicks.htm" rel="nofollow"&gt;No (Pointing Out) Fat Chicks&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn, that&#8217;s some funny stuff.</p>
<p>diesels last blog post..<a href="http://www.mattresspolice.com/2008/06/no-pointing-out-fat-chicks.htm" rel="nofollow">No (Pointing Out) Fat Chicks</a></p>
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		<title>By: Claire</title>
		<link>http://45caliberweb.com/humor/adult/sex/please-douche#comment-682</link>
		<dc:creator>Claire</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 18:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You will be hit up for the June instalment shortly.

I never blab unless its really funny and not worth blackmailing someone over.

What are these vices that need managing? At least the peach cobbler in this post wont make you fat :)

Claires last blog post..&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ZfJQ/~3/316447012/when-cyborgs-go-wrong.html" rel="nofollow"&gt;When cyborgs go wrong..&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You will be hit up for the June instalment shortly.</p>
<p>I never blab unless its really funny and not worth blackmailing someone over.</p>
<p>What are these vices that need managing? At least the peach cobbler in this post wont make you fat :)</p>
<p>Claires last blog post..<a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ZfJQ/~3/316447012/when-cyborgs-go-wrong.html" rel="nofollow">When cyborgs go wrong..</a></p>
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		<title>By: .45</title>
		<link>http://45caliberweb.com/humor/adult/sex/please-douche#comment-681</link>
		<dc:creator>.45</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:11:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;why have I never gotten any webcam action&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Because you're too busy performing your own. When do I get billed again?

&lt;blockquote&gt;I think you are being extremely tough on cats.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Nothing a little lube can't fix.

&lt;blockquote&gt;I’ve heard “it must be because you’re a vegetarian and eat so much fruit, but you taste like peaches.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Whomever told you this obviously had their reasons at the time, but my experience with vegetarians says otherwise.

&lt;blockquote&gt;I am now secretly crushing on you.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Your secret is safe here, unless Claire blabs again.

&lt;blockquote&gt;Chocolate gherkins, courtesy of Picklefuckers.com&lt;/blockquote&gt;

There's nothing like a free gift with purchase.

&lt;blockquote&gt;the keg is dry and I’m starting to sober up….&lt;/blockquote&gt;

The first step is admitting you are powerless over blogging (and apparently alcohol).

The second step is knowing that I probably don't care, because I have my own vices to manage.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>why have I never gotten any webcam action</p></blockquote>
<p>Because you&#8217;re too busy performing your own. When do I get billed again?</p>
<blockquote><p>I think you are being extremely tough on cats.</p></blockquote>
<p>Nothing a little lube can&#8217;t fix.</p>
<blockquote><p>I’ve heard “it must be because you’re a vegetarian and eat so much fruit, but you taste like peaches.</p></blockquote>
<p>Whomever told you this obviously had their reasons at the time, but my experience with vegetarians says otherwise.</p>
<blockquote><p>I am now secretly crushing on you.</p></blockquote>
<p>Your secret is safe here, unless Claire blabs again.</p>
<blockquote><p>Chocolate gherkins, courtesy of Picklefuckers.com</p></blockquote>
<p>There&#8217;s nothing like a free gift with purchase.</p>
<blockquote><p>the keg is dry and I’m starting to sober up….</p></blockquote>
<p>The first step is admitting you are powerless over blogging (and apparently alcohol).</p>
<p>The second step is knowing that I probably don&#8217;t care, because I have my own vices to manage.</p>
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		<title>By: petra</title>
		<link>http://45caliberweb.com/humor/adult/sex/please-douche#comment-680</link>
		<dc:creator>petra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jesus Chr!st dude - a new post would be nice already. Geez - the keg is dry and I'm starting to sober up.....

petras last blog post..&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/lilblogofhorrors/~3/314302210/sleepaway-camp-aka-comatose-petra" rel="nofollow"&gt;Sleepaway Camp a.k.a Comatose Petra&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jesus Chr!st dude - a new post would be nice already. Geez - the keg is dry and I&#8217;m starting to sober up&#8230;..</p>
<p>petras last blog post..<a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/lilblogofhorrors/~3/314302210/sleepaway-camp-aka-comatose-petra" rel="nofollow">Sleepaway Camp a.k.a Comatose Petra</a></p>
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		<title>By: Qelqoth</title>
		<link>http://45caliberweb.com/humor/adult/sex/please-douche#comment-679</link>
		<dc:creator>Qelqoth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;What else are we supposed to eat the day before payday?&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Chocolate gherkins, courtesy of Picklefuckers.com

Qelqoths last blog post..&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/qelqoth/htpw/~3/313685565/" rel="nofollow"&gt;Detachable Sex Stuff&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>What else are we supposed to eat the day before payday?</p></blockquote>
<p>Chocolate gherkins, courtesy of Picklefuckers.com</p>
<p>Qelqoths last blog post..<a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/qelqoth/htpw/~3/313685565/" rel="nofollow">Detachable Sex Stuff</a></p>
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		<title>By: Mimzie</title>
		<link>http://45caliberweb.com/humor/adult/sex/please-douche#comment-678</link>
		<dc:creator>Mimzie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:59:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That had to have been the most awesome-ist post in the whole world. I am now secretly crushing on you.

Mimzies last blog post..&lt;a href="http://mimzie.blogspot.com/2008/06/museum-of-sex.html" rel="nofollow"&gt;The Museum of Sex&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That had to have been the most awesome-ist post in the whole world. I am now secretly crushing on you.</p>
<p>Mimzies last blog post..<a href="http://mimzie.blogspot.com/2008/06/museum-of-sex.html" rel="nofollow">The Museum of Sex</a></p>
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		<title>By: Melissa</title>
		<link>http://45caliberweb.com/humor/adult/sex/please-douche#comment-677</link>
		<dc:creator>Melissa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:05:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm still laughing about Picklefuckers.com. I think the peach cobbler analogy must be pretty spot on, I've heard "it must be because you're a vegetarian and eat so much fruit, but you taste like peaches." Maybe your stanky Sheena girlfriend was more into pork ribs? 

Gotta love a man that can appreciate the finer points of pussy eating. And if you're keeping track, we want video of the :ass cupping, boob fondling, and streaking across the street. That is all.

Melissas last blog post..&lt;a href="http://www.thisismayjah.com/2008/06/blogging-red-flag.html" rel="nofollow"&gt;Blogging Red Flag&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m still laughing about Picklefuckers.com. I think the peach cobbler analogy must be pretty spot on, I&#8217;ve heard &#8220;it must be because you&#8217;re a vegetarian and eat so much fruit, but you taste like peaches.&#8221; Maybe your stanky Sheena girlfriend was more into pork ribs? </p>
<p>Gotta love a man that can appreciate the finer points of pussy eating. And if you&#8217;re keeping track, we want video of the :ass cupping, boob fondling, and streaking across the street. That is all.</p>
<p>Melissas last blog post..<a href="http://www.thisismayjah.com/2008/06/blogging-red-flag.html" rel="nofollow">Blogging Red Flag</a></p>
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