Comments on: What I’m a Gonna Do?

By: .45

.45 — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:54:16 +0000

Shotguns are great for mice

My landlady already confiscated my shotgun when I told her I thought ex-girlfriends were hiding in my walls.

By: LOBO

LOBO — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 18:20:33 +0000

Shotguns are great for mice … but if you live in a condo, they tend to upset the neighbors. So you have to weigh how much you like your neighbors VERY CAREFULLY …

By: .45

.45 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 18:49:37 +0000

Unfortunately, my cat Mojo ran off to Tijuana to scrap in the catfighting circuit. Mojo took it in the whiskers one day from a burly southpaw named Mr. Jingles; noone’s seen him since.

And my snake Plisskin met an untimely demise after discovering that winters in Boston, despite two heat lamps, were a touch colder than his native Borneo. His spirit lives on in footwear.

By: Georga

Georga — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:25:59 +0000

Having had mice problems myself in the past when our neighbor was remodeling, I can tell you, there is only one effective solution, and if you are lucky it will also provide great entertainment in the process. A cat.

By: Roy Campbell

Roy Campbell — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:18:23 +0000

Snake, we’re using another frequency outside of Foxhound to communicate to you on the rodent infestation. Natasha has changed the frequency so whenever you feel stuck, you know where we are.

Use the diazepam to keep your hands steady when setting the traps. Operate at night, using the thermal goggles and if in trouble, have or smoke or use the cardboard box or something. We’re counting on you Snake!