Peace Out
There comes a time in every man’s life when his computer will have shit the bed. For me, that time is now; and this can only mean that the extended warranty has expired recently. Over the last few months, I’ve been Macgyvering it into semi-operational status as best I can, but I’ve run out of used condom wrappers and syringes; or if that’s not true, then I’ve at least run out of patience. If I haven’t been writing lately, it’s sometimes because I can’t, and sometimes because I’m just too frustrated to bother. It’s pointless to write anything when I’m in a pissy mood; because like the Hulk, I can assure you that you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.
Until I can get a new computer then (which I’m not in a hurry to do—I need a new motorcycle first), I’m really not interested in doing much besides the obligatory checking email and downloading porn. As far as this blog goes, I may put something up if I’m having a good run of my files not getting corrupted before I even finish writing them, and other things that’ve been making me want to kill someone; but I can’t promise anything. You’re still welcome to check in, say hi, send nude photos and video; but really, the fewer expectations you have, the better; just like being in a relationship. I had considered folding it up altogether for a while, but I still get a lot of Google traffic on old posts, so I may as well let it ride.
That’s all I got right now. Enjoy your summer, everyone. I sure hope to.
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Oh noes :(
I am sad, but I hate computer issues and would of thrown it out of the window by now if I was you.
A motorcycle is much more exciting anyways and I am sure over the summer you will get up to so much, like contracting a few diseases, breaking some hearts, that you will be bursting to write something.
Claires last blog post..I am going to confuse the pants off you
Comment made by Claire on Jun. 29, 2008 @ 6:47 pm
Thanks. I just can’t keep letting myself get stressed about something that’s really not that important. Like today I went to open a file I’ve been working on and it was blank. I was just like, “Fuck it, I’m done.” And it’s not worth getting fixed, because the pre-Intel Macs are fast becoming obsolete.
And yeah, I need and will enjoy getting a new bike a lot more. :)
Comment made by .45 on Jun. 29, 2008 @ 7:09 pm
Well damn. Your blog is like crack, and I enjoy getting my fix. This sucks.
But as getting a new bikes goes… that’s awesome.
Although in my opinion, your first priority should be posting those nipple ring photos and uploading your sex tape. I’m sure you could teach us a thing or 10. Seriously. Even if you can’t teach us anything, something like your sex tape deserves posting.
Guess I’ll be waiting EVEN LONGER for my AC/DC :-P
A truly good Summer is one that’s OVER. I’m getting pretty sick of seeing teenagers everywhere. I can take driving them around, but seeing them on my off time? Ick.
Jillians last blog post..Growing Up Is Hard To Do…
Comment made by Jillian on Jun. 30, 2008 @ 8:30 am
Well, hello! I almost zipped right on by you, but noticed at the last moment that douche was missing from underneath doodle Pole-Claire. And so I screeched to a stop.
I will wait until your preferred customers all have a chance to tell you how much they’ve missed you and how sad they are about your computer puking its guts, and then I will return for a proper comment.
Right now I am pretty occupied with fucking Qelqoth over for what he did to me yesterday, so I need some time to think anyway.
I am really trying hard right now to type the words “glad you’re back”, but my fingers just won’t cooperate. You understand.
Well. Bask in the glow of their love until I return to tell you the truth about your abilities.
PS-please don’t make an effort to respond to this comment. There really is no substance to it, and you will need all your powers to respond to the subsequent real one. Thanks.
Relax Maxs last blog post..Outing Grumpus
Comment made by Relax Max on Jun. 30, 2008 @ 10:09 am
You can buy my HD Sporty. Or if that doesn’t have enough muscle for you, my hubby has a modified HD Nighttrain in Denim Black I can sell ya……
You know… if you’re interested and all……
petras last blog post..Near Dark - “We Keep Odd Hours”
Comment made by petra on Jun. 30, 2008 @ 8:25 pm
Fuck all that technobabble. What you need is crack. You want some crack? Get you high. Yeah! That’s what I’m talking about!
Comment made by Qelqoth on Jul. 5, 2008 @ 3:05 am
If you’re actually going to kill someone, at LEAST have the decency to do it during a guest post.
… and I’ve been thinking about killing Joe for weeks.
:)
LOBOs last blog post..Nights of the Round Fable
Comment made by LOBO on Jul. 5, 2008 @ 11:40 pm
That sucks man. Lemmie know if you want me to guest post or something while you’re gone. There are things I’d like to write about but can’t because I know that some ex’s and family members read my site.
Comment made by Regretful Morning on Jul. 7, 2008 @ 4:19 pm
It’s probably best than none of you associate with me now.
Apparently, I’m worse than Hitler.
Comment made by Qelqoth on Jul. 11, 2008 @ 5:33 am
Simple solution. I’m a transcriptionist by trade. Just call me and dictate (hah!) your posts over the phone, then I’ll email you the completed transcript and you just paste it into a post. Minimal computer time, see? Or you could just go have a fun carefree internetless summer. Yeah, I’d probably choose the latter too.
Have a fun time out there.
Melissas last blog post..Negablogging
Comment made by Melissa on Jul. 12, 2008 @ 7:45 pm
When I find you, I’m going to lock you in the basement and make you write ten more posts.
Then MAYBE I’ll slip a pizza under the door.
-and they better be good, or NO PEPPERONI.
:(
LOBOs last blog post..Cabals N Bits (and LIVE LOBO Saturday!)
Comment made by LOBO on Jul. 26, 2008 @ 12:59 pm
Is summer over yet?
Claires last blog post..Olga and The Beatles
Comment made by Claire on Jul. 29, 2008 @ 5:14 pm
*sigh*
Jillians last blog post..It’s Like a Guitar String When You Pluck It
Comment made by Jillian on Aug. 14, 2008 @ 2:39 am