Comments on: The Shit List

By: Jillian

Jillian — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:27:10 +0000

I have a friend who has this habit of using my toilet when the entire bunch of them visits, and it’s always the same person. See? I think you should print out this table and MAIL it to him (or her)!!! Jillian's last blog post..Is it Saturday Already?

By: Subbie

Subbie — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 23:28:00 +0000

Oh my. Seriously hilarious. Hahaha. I have a friend who has this habit of using my toilet when the entire bunch of them visits, and it’s always the same person.

Trust me, is smells so bad even the air-freshener you spray would smell rotten no matter how much of it you let into the toilet.

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By: Jillian

Jillian — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:04:06 +0000

Therefore I think you find the roommate’s bathroom, take care of business as quietly as possible, and then close the door swiftly behind you and get to the shpunking without worrying about any mid-coital defecation.

Garrett!!! It’s good to see you! And thanks for stopping by!

OK, isn’t your way of thinking assuming this “date” has a roommate? What if they live alone? What if the apartment is a single? Or even a one-bedroom? I admit, using the roommate’s bathroom is a stroke of genius even I didn’t think of (cuz you know, apparently I think I’m a genius), but we both know that option isn’t always available.

I said NOT to drop a deuce because if it stinks to high heaven (and it will), who is going to want to have sex with you after that? I mean unless they are turned on by the smell, you just lost a chance to knock some serious BOOT!

And so, I stand by the table. Although your idea provides a very nice exception! :-D

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By: Garrett

Garrett — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:26:00 +0000

I have to disagree with your assessment that it’s not OK to dump at your date’s house. I’ll admit that on the surface your conclusion is logical and wise. But let’s analyze…

To me, nobody is a “date” after like the first two dates, they just join this grey area of terms that range from “person I sort of like” to “Yeah, they bug the shit out of me but it’s too late to get this thing annulled.” So…the only way you’d be able to dump at a “date’s” house is if you accepted the taboo first-date invitation inside. As per first date educate, this probably means a fair amount of animal-like doinking is in order.

I don’t know about everyone else, but the combination of repetitively gyrating hips and an imminent crap creates a level of potential tragedy that I’m not willing to risk.

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By: Jillian

Jillian — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 21:39:42 +0000

if there is any, uh, spillage, you must have the decency to clean it up, and not leave it for your unsuspecting host to find after you’ve left.

Hahaha. OMG! Someone dropped and didn’t clean up? That is NASTY!!!! Who does that? I say print this chart out (btw, the typo of this word was “shart”) now and MAIL IT TO THEM!

…anonymously, of course.

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By: Mrs. R

Mrs. R — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 21:28:20 +0000

LOL! That was hysterical!

But may I just add, that if you do decide to do the poo at someone else’s house, if there is any, uh, spillage, you must have the decency to clean it up, and not leave it for your unsuspecting host to find after you’ve left. There’s nothing like having to clean up the nuclear waste of someone else to make you never want to speak to that person again.

I had a houseguest once who could have benefited from your chart, Jillian!

By: Jillian

Jillian — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:23:27 +0000

Will you be following it up with a guide detailing when it is appropriate to defecate upon a host’s furniture? That is one rule of etiquette I can never quite grasp. LOL. You ask an excellent question and have possibly given me something to research! Jillian's last blog post..A Few Things Plus Love Songs for the Downtrodden

By: Lord Likely

Lord Likely — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:56:40 +0000

An extremely handy guide, I must say.

Will you be following it up with a guide detailing when it is appropriate to defecate upon a host’s furniture? That is one rule of etiquette I can never quite grasp.

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By: Jillian

Jillian — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 18:45:59 +0000

Then, of course, the leftovers that need plunging…well, that’s a nice present for the next visitor, indeed. A horror, nightmare even. Hahaha, now that's just mean! When I worked a the airport, I would sneak into the 1st class lounges and go there. They were insanely clean!! Not gross like the common ones available to the public! Glad you like the list! Tell a friend! :-) Jillian's last blog post..Big Pimpin!

By: Jaz

Jaz — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 17:33:45 +0000

Until you posted this, I simply thought a bathroom is a bathroom is a bathroom. But come to think of it, I believe that many of us have needed this chart to have as a guide, if nothing else. It truly did occur to me what might happen if such an unsavory odor should permeate the residence following my visit to the facilities. Then, of course, the leftovers that need plunging…well, that’s a nice present for the next visitor, indeed. A horror, nightmare even.

You know, I have traveled from one end of the US to the other and into Canada and Mexico. Most of the bathrooms I used were public, something I would never wish on anyone. However, you might have something here. Perhaps there could be a five star rating system for the best and worst bathrooms in those places. Hmmmm. I’ll have to think about that. Thanks for the chart and the idea!!

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