Flagged for ‘ass clown’

Dirty-Knuckled Playground Bully

January 27th, 2008 – 6:12 pm

[…] As one who appreciates help in being directed to things I may enjoy, I am saddened to know that I can no longer find this help on Amazon, unless fool enough to accept guidance from people that watch Grey’s Anatomy. […]

Party Like It’s 2011

January 24th, 2008 – 6:50 pm

[…] I don’t carry a phone because it makes it too easy for the sleeper cells I infiltrate to zero in on my location after I’ve sabotaged their operations. This always makes chicks both impressed and afraid for my safety.