It was just about 6 months ago now that I was in the process of transcribing some old stand-up routines to story form (like this one on the Clap), because I don’t do much live performance anymore and thought I might be able to salvage some of the material to be utilized elsewhere. Where else, [...]
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Out of Order
[…] cold medicine, allergy, sleep, Vicodin, girl-on-girl internet publishing, acupuncture, mushrooms, phone sex, an exit visa; anything I hope will make me feel better
My Superpower of Unreason
[…] An orgasm is nothing but a reward for fulfilling your primary biological purpose. It’s nature’s way of saying, “Job well done! Enjoy the rest of your evening, and forget about all that other nonsense you were worried about.”
My Tortured, Lonely Vote
[…] Now, I’m no NASA scientist, but I have been known to volunteer my consulting services to anyone in Google’s engineering department that I can reach by viral E-mail campaign. In return, they tell me that an average of 500 visitors/month is good, but would improve significantly if I were to offer more doctored jpegs of the cast of Deep Space Nine.
The .45 Caliber Menace
I noticed the other day that a blog neighbor, Fanton, had a challenge out at Digital Sickbag to create a blog movie poster. I thought this was a great idea, so decided to get in on the action. Behold, my entry:
I also noticed I’m a finalist in the What Was Willy Reading? contest at The [...]
