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My Superpower of Unreason

March 11th, 2008 – 11:57 pm

[…] An orgasm is nothing but a reward for fulfilling your primary biological purpose. It’s nature’s way of saying, “Job well done! Enjoy the rest of your evening, and forget about all that other nonsense you were worried about.”

The Wrath of Scallopman

March 9th, 2008 – 3:33 am

[…] we get to this restaurant and I’m throwin’ elbows. Kids, librarians, whomever; if they’re in my way, they’re goin’ down.