Flagged for ‘french kissing’

Sicko This Country

February 19th, 2008 – 9:54 pm

[…] I haven’t been to a doctor in years, aside from semi-regular STD screenings that are necessary for me to continue having promiscuous sex. Even to get these screenings, I must first prove that I am high-risk by bringing photos of myself having IV drug sex with rabid monkeys.