[…] An orgasm is nothing but a reward for fulfilling your primary biological purpose. It’s nature’s way of saying, “Job well done! Enjoy the rest of your evening, and forget about all that other nonsense you were worried about.”
Flagged for ‘mattress police’
High Honors
[…] Internet Explorer is like the Grandma panty of web browsers. Sure everybody’s got a pair, but if you’re wearing them it’s either laundry day or you’re on the rag. Either way, not very sexy.
My Tortured, Lonely Vote
[…] Now, I’m no NASA scientist, but I have been known to volunteer my consulting services to anyone in Google’s engineering department that I can reach by viral E-mail campaign. In return, they tell me that an average of 500 visitors/month is good, but would improve significantly if I were to offer more doctored jpegs of the cast of Deep Space Nine.
