[...] Asian chicks just weren’t my cup of tea. My cup of tea has bourbon in it, unless it’s morning, and Asians don’t like bourbon as far as I know. They prefer liquors that weren’t distilled in the backwoods of Kentucky.
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Oswald, Bin Laden, the Sun, and Other Fictional Characters
[...] I’m discovering that all kinds of thoughts have been waiting to pass through my head. I don’t like these thoughts. They’re not crazy thoughts, like “Maybe I should stuff the cat in the blender today.” No, these are just heavy, meaty thoughts.
