Flagged for ‘naked jump-rope’

Ask .45, Again

March 5th, 2008 – 12:37 am

[…] Clueless housewife humor holds no appeal for me. I already know that babies shit everywhere; I don’t need to read the continuing analysis of this supposed amazing revelation 87,000 times/day on Technorati. Just stick the baby’s nose in it and lay some newspaper down. He’ll learn soon enough.

Mr. Fix-It

February 8th, 2008 – 2:26 am
Filed as: Adult, Car, Computer, Drug, Sex

[…] Once I realize that the bitching has yet to make the thing work again (this could take years), I will MacGyver it into being half-ass operational with a syringe and a used condom wrapper, neither of which are in short supply in the pile under my bed.