[…] I already knew the guy did time because the only people that work out that much are inmates and gay men. Inmates work out to ward off anal advances and gay men to invite them.
Flagged for ‘steroids’
Ask .45
[…] I feel bad when random internet searchers stumble on this site and don’t necessary find the information they were looking for. So in an attempt to create a better user experience for them, I thought I would try to field some of these misdirected search requests as best I can.
Time at Jumbo’s Clown Room
[...] After having been involved in a number of these “New Years”, I am now able to confirm that this is actually an ideal time to wipe your slate clean of the prior year’s sexual harassment and lude behaviour accusations and pretend to be a better man. This pretense will last approximately two months, at which time I will have reached my threshold of endurance for these unwelcome lifestyle changes.
