[…] I feel bad when random internet searchers stumble on this site and don’t necessary find the information they were looking for. So in an attempt to create a better user experience for them, I thought I would try to field some of these misdirected search requests as best I can.
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Tang and a Chili Dog
[...] Asian chicks just weren’t my cup of tea. My cup of tea has bourbon in it, unless it’s morning, and Asians don’t like bourbon as far as I know. They prefer liquors that weren’t distilled in the backwoods of Kentucky.
Oswald, Bin Laden, the Sun, and Other Fictional Characters
[...] I’m discovering that all kinds of thoughts have been waiting to pass through my head. I don’t like these thoughts. They’re not crazy thoughts, like “Maybe I should stuff the cat in the blender today.” No, these are just heavy, meaty thoughts.
