It was just about 6 months ago now that I was in the process of transcribing some old stand-up routines to story form (like this one on the Clap), because I don’t do much live performance anymore and thought I might be able to salvage some of the material to be utilized elsewhere. Where else, [...]
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On My Deflowering
[…] If you’re here because you heard about my ad space, don’t worry; it’s still on the market. I won’t let myself get tied down by any single blog. There are just too many blogs in the blogosphere, and I’ve got plenty of ad space to go around.
Not Quite Right Down There
[…] So she gets the lube and proceeds to completely baste herself in it, just greasing up every shock and piston. She knew what she was doing, too. I was like, “I don’t know what exactly is about to go down, but f***ing BRING IT!”.
